Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Squee, Goblin of Coolness











I loves me some Squee. Click on the picture for the full-sized version. ;-)

I think Squee is my all-time favorite Johnny card in Magic. In the evil paper Magic world, I have for of the original version of the card, all in foil and about another 20 or so in good old non-foil goodness. Every time I see a new expansion, I always look for cards I can abuse with Squee for my casual Squee decks.

Of course, in Shadowmoor they've given me a really nice Squee-outlet tool in Knollspine Invocation. So, I decided to spend the month's $15 to get a set of Squee, Goblin of Coolness and some cards that might help to make a good deck.

(Shameless plug: Actually $17.44 for playsets of Squee, Mind Stone, Firespout, Knollspine Invocation, and a few more cards from the wonderful folks at MTGO Traders, who offer good prices and a PayPal discount!)

In my humble opinion, any card that says "Discard a card" to get an effect is a card that Squee was built for. In paper, my all-time favorite casual deck was a highlander deck built around Squee. Of course, I cheated the Highlander rules by playing 1 Regular Squee, 1 Foil Squee, 1 Autographed Squee, and one Personalized (hand-painted by a good friend of mine with talent) Squee. The deck featured all kinds of the original spellshapers and other discarding for effect cards like Balduvian Horde and Null Brooch. It was one of those decks that people never really minded playing against, and played differently every time you played it based on who you were playing and what you drew in that particular game.

Anyway, with that in mind -- I'm going to spend the next couple of posts building the best budget Squee deck I can in MTGO. Granted, Squee is a touch stiff pricewise at around two tickets each, but he's a great utility card to have fun with in MTGO.

Here's where you the loyal reader come in. See the poll to the right? Help me pick the base of my new casual Squee deck. Red's a given, since I know I plan to use Knollspine Inquisition for the main kill mechanism of the deck (at least for now) -- but other than that, what works best? Straight Red? Blue/Red with lots of drawing effects? A White/Red defensive build? Green/Red agro or mana-acceleration Squee? Maybe an evil Black/Red Squee abomination?

Just remember, the deck's being built for the casual room -- not a tourney. I hope to stay away from too many things that casual players find annoying, specifically Land Destruction, Counters or Discard. A certain amount of burn is unavoidable in a base-red deck, but not all burn, okay? A couple of those in the deck might be okay, but if there's too many -- that might not be as fun as possible for the folks playing against me. It's okay, I don't mind losing -- I just want the deck to have a chance to win, and generally be fun to play.

So, vote. And after that, e-mail, post or catch me in game to give me some ideas. I want to have some fun with my little red recurring friend this month -- and I think that's a cheap way to play MTGO on a budget!

Later,

Don!

11 comments:

Tim Pskowski said...

I vote mono red with Goblin Lore :)

Also if you ever want to unload a foil Squee, I'm missing one...

Blotz said...

If you go B/R, Might I suggest budget rare Lyzolda the Blood Witch. She like having red guys to turn into shocks.

Don! said...

Tim -- I'm a Squee Hoarder, IRL. I have two artist proofs and 212 of the little buggers as we speak. I'm not planning to get rid of any, since that's one of my pet collections -- but if you can come up with any strange variants, I'll gladly trade you more than it's worth!

Blotz- I'm not sure how I would add Lyzolda to my Squee deck if I ran it B/R since, except for Squee, most of my decks are creatureless. I'll have to look and see if I can get him in play cheaper, and more often to better use Lyzolda in that sort of deck. With that having been said, I think that card is worth building a fun deck around ... muhahahahaha!

Later,

Don!

Blotz said...

Lyzolda is one of my pet cards. Squee wouls also fit into my Sekkuar Deathkeeper deck. Sac Squee to the Blood witch, two to the head, a hasty 3/1 BR critter, who attacks, which you then sac for 2 more and a card!

It only rarely works, but now I need to grab me some squee to try out.

Anonymous said...

ummmm...Razormane Masticore anyone?

Don! said...
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Don! said...

Razormane would be cool, except that he's a 3 ticket card. Maybe next month I can pick up a cheap Razormane and stick him in the deck.

Right now, I am working am Extended Squee variant around my favorite mana combo: Cloudpost + Vesuva. It seems to play very nicely ... muhahahahaha!

Later,

Don!

Anonymous said...

Don
This is literally the only RSS I subscribe to.
More content please!

Anonymous said...

Agreed, needs more content.

Cory said...

I bought some Squees at your urging, and I have been having a ton of fun with them in Standard.

Basically it's B/R madness, with lots of discard outlets (Lightning Axe, Jaya Ballard, Knollspine Invocation) with lots of cards that don't mind or even like being discarded (Squee (of course), Grave Scrabbler, Dark Withering).

I'm really excited to see a Squee enthusiast spins it, though. Keep on posting :)

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